• The death of a loved one and 9 other excuses to leave home on a murder spree
  • »Council of elders makes all decisions for town/ignores federal government
  • »Not murdering entire families: A recipe for disaster
  • »Wispy mustaches, correspondents overseas suggest they are not considered incredibly attractive everywhere
  • »Eating soup with chopsticks, “Difficult, not impossible” claims Guangdon Center for Chopstick Research
  • »Men with Mysterious pasts 40% more likely to be kung fu masters, 25% more likely to have committed multiple homocides
  • »We talked with 5 men whose biggest regret was “Not killing him when I had the chance, I mean he was right there”
  • »How one death in a small farming village brought about the end of the nation’s largest criminal group
  • »Government to bar access to rooftops after yet another criminal escapes
  • »Protecting your organization from one guy who is really good at kung fu: Impossible?
  • »“Cool Stunts and You: A Guide to Being a Main Character” Hits #1 on best seller list
  • »New study shows heavy correlation found between ‘murder acceptability’ and ‘character likeability’
  • »Visions from your ancestors and other signs to schedule a CAT scan
  • »One man’s search for justice ends with twenty billion yuan in property damage, financially ruining several innocent families
  • »Fighting in the streets. Button up, open, or shirtless: Your Summer fashion guide
  • »Medical University of Hong Kong finds that acupuncture cures pretty much everything
  • »Huge spike in deaths among minimum wage security guards assigned to “villain owned” properties
  • »How staying on the floor after one punch saved one man’s life
  • »5 must visit markets where all the staff know kung fu
  • »Vigilantism at all-time high, police strangely unbothered
  • »Recovering from massive injuries during scene changes could save you countless dollars in medical bills
  • »Old man living in hills thought to be crazy, almost definitely not kung fu master
  • »Comedic relief friend, hero, or useless female character: Take our quiz in the style section
  • »Local man’s childhood rival turns out to be part of crime organization that wronged him
  • »Countless found dead or injured inside abandoned warehouse, survivors claim there was only one assailant
  • »Your family's ancient technique: Using it to kill those important enemies
  • »Lost artifact reclaimed for small rural village, one citizen arrested on 128 counts of assault 42 counts of murder
  • »Traffic piles up due to car top chase
  • »Monks hidden in mountains revealed to be kung fu masters
  • »Student leaves dojo on quest for revenge despite it being explicitly forbidden
  • »Can walking off into the sunset damage your eyes? A new study from Shanghai says yes
  • »Fruit stall owner’s life in shambles as chase through the city ruins his livelihood
  • »Your weekend guide to moving panes of glass through the city streets: 5 must use side streets
  • »Murdering your target’s immediate family: Why you may want to reconsider
  • »Authorities in Henan Province report local dojo master brought down by secret technique
  • »Owner of an 18 wheeler reports two men dropped onto his vehicle from a bridge above, “my trailer is all dinged up”
  • »We tell you why the next time you're attacking someone with a large group you may want to consider standing off to the side and making jerking motions
  • »Assailant cites family honor as reason for resent string of assaults/murders
  • »Small farming village in Jilin Province populated by martial arts experts
  • »Allegedly peaceful monks reported to spend all day training in fighting styles
  • »Having trouble figuring out your dead master’s cryptic last words? We take you through 10 possible solutions
  • »A fight broke out in a restaurant today, combatants found all kitchen staff to be proficient in kung fu
  • »Study shows gun accuracy drops 500% when target is a "protagonist"
  • »Criminals: Where do they come from and why are they so willing to die?
  • »Community celebrates 1000th birthday of old man with bushy white eyebrows
  • »In the latest census 12% of youth listed their career as "revenge"
  • »Your ancestors: 20 reasons they might not be at peace
  • »Jiangsu man in critical condition after misstep in rooftop chase
  • »Seating shortage strikes after hundreds of chairs broken in recent rash of violence
Mr. Vampire’s Early Grave

Mr. Vampire’s Early Grave

Is everyone one here into learning? Yes? Good. Because today’s review requires a short history lesson. About 15 years before America had a vampire craze China had a “Lets all like ...

Red Cliff-hanger

Red Cliff-hanger

This film is truly epic in both scale and story! Epic in the way Benjamin Franklin used the word “epic.” The story is the amalgamation of Braveheart, Troy, 300, Lawrence of Arabia, ...

The Kung Fu Hustler

The Kung Fu Hustler

If Kung Fu comedies were people,“Taoism Drunkard” would be in a constant state of nausea and live in some bushes in a park where he would earn drug money by breaking his fingers fo ...

Hangover of a Taoism Drunkard

Hangover of a Taoism Drunkard

This movie is the start of a roller coaster ride that will haunt you from now till the end. The mere memory of this movie will make you shudder in your old age as you reflect back ...

Live Stream: Project A II 4/10/2013

Live Stream: Project A II 4/10/2013

KFW chatroom available if you watch from our Ustream Page! ...

Surf Ninjas:  Catching Waves and Kicking Ass

Surf Ninjas: Catching Waves and Kicking Ass

Surf Ninjas is the compelling coming of age story of two brothers confronted with the decision to live out their dreams and become surfing superstars or follow in their fathers foo ...

Live Stream: Once Upon a Time in China 1/30/2013

Live Stream: Once Upon a Time in China 1/30/2013

KFW chatroom available if you watch from our Ustream Page! ...

Mr. Vampire’s Early Grave

Is everyone one here into learning? Yes? Good. Because today’s review requires a short history lesson. About 15 years before America had a vampire craze China had a “Lets all like vampires for a few years and then get sick of them” phase of their own. And somehow falling in love with vampires was not a big part of it. It started with the 1985 movie “Mr. Vampire”. Chinese vampires, or “Jiangshi”, are sort of ...

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Red Cliff-hanger

This film is truly epic in both scale and story! Epic in the way Benjamin Franklin used the word “epic.” The story is the amalgamation of Braveheart, Troy, 300, Lawrence of Arabia, and Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Set in 208 A.D., a tyrannical villain, Prime Minister Cao Cao [read: chow chow], manipulates the Emperor, a lovable teenager who plays with birds, to get permission to rampage through China’s th ...

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The Kung Fu Hustler

If Kung Fu comedies were people,“Taoism Drunkard” would be in a constant state of nausea and live in some bushes in a park where he would earn drug money by breaking his fingers for strangers. “Kung Fu Hustle” would be as far from this as possible. “Kung Fu Hustle” lives in a penthouse, volunteers at the soup kitchen that “Taoism Drunkard” once tried to rob, and does other noble things with his free time, l ...

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Hangover of a Taoism Drunkard

This movie is the start of a roller coaster ride that will haunt you from now till the end. The mere memory of this movie will make you shudder in your old age as you reflect back upon your life. In your sunset years rocking chair you will reflect upon the time you spent watching Taoism Drunkard and a single tear with find its way down your withered cheek. In the first minute of this movie, you are introduc ...

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Surf Ninjas: Catching Waves and Kicking Ass

Surf Ninjas is the compelling coming of age story of two brothers confronted with the decision to live out their dreams and become surfing superstars or follow in their fathers footsteps and become great martial artists.  Along the way they learn about themselves, their father, and most importantly, each other. [caption id="attachment_273" align="aligncenter" width="400"] Ha Ha. I got you.[/caption] This mo ...

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Ip Man: A Mostly Inaccurate Account of the Sino-Japanese War

Last year, I took a class on the governance and politics of China to fulfill some requirement or another, thinking I’d be able to slog through it and collect my credit hours without any major hassle. Three grueling exams and a semester later, I found I had become some horrible Chinese history snob; that fanatical guy in the group that everyone hates because he feels the need to “educate” everyone about hist ...

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Ong Bak: Head, Shoulders, Knees, and ‘Bows

58 That's the number of bone fragmenting, marrow liquidating, joint severing elbow strikes thrown in this movie. Never before have I witnessed humeri, ulnae, and radii unified in such a brutal and exquisite fashion. Occasionally accompanied by a knee to the torso and many landing on the victim’s crown after being scaled like a mountain loaded with TNT quick to become a hill, this display touched me so deepl ...

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Chocolate is Delicious

!!!!! I should note that this is the 2008 film Chocolate, not the 2001 film Chocolat about the French version of footloose where a chocolate shop owner makes French people uncomfortable, it's also not Monster's Ball, which was released in Japan under the title Chocolate for reasons I prefer not to care about. !!!!! Alright, this movie is about a girl who has autism/does kung fu. I will be as sensitive to th ...

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